• Hi. You'll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? SCORE!!!
• So... What do you say? I'm a great driver.
• Wow, you look like Xena the Warrior Princess! Wanna date?
• I wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house ill put some words in your mouth!
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
• Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

• I promise I won't videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet more than once.
• Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!
• Wanna play park the snake in the garage?
• I've got my beady eye set on you"
• Damn, you look good in beer goggles...

• Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?
• "WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?" (angrily)
• I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.
• I have a thing for amputees.
• My mom won't be home for hours...
• Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, except down under...

• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
• How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
• It's called "The Forbidden Kingdom" for a reason.
• I'm Batman.
• My magical watch says you don't know who I am...

• I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.
• Hi. I'm insert name here. Want to know what the other one is called?
• I'm a man! You're a woman (I hope)! You do the math!
• This is where you start running.
• I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
• I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

• The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word.
• How much will a 20 get me?
• McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...
• My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
• So what do ya say? Wanna love me? Or Raymond, like everybody else?
• Wanna take a ride in my truck? It's a Ford... it's exotic.
• How much is the fish?
• Please, I am needing wife to get green card, but Immigration is wanting, how you say, proof of consummation.
• I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter... CHUNKY!
• Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.
• Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.
• You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!
• Hey wanna come see my chess sets?
• The doctor's pretty sure the antibiotics worked this time.
• So, how do you like 4th grade?"(this is also the ultimate question for The Answer to The Great Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.)
• Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
• Sorry, I thought this was the men's room. Still, while we're alone in here...
• I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with
• You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• (Thick Arab accent) "Hello... My son likes you!
• I'm an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor.
• That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
• Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?
• Hey my sweet bit of fried chicken! The names Lee, Lee Hunton. If you like your prawns brutal, I'm your man!
• ...you'll do.
• You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
• Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
• Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.
• Mmmmmm.... flabwank.
• Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!
• Hey there, baby! I see you like sudoku... Well, you know, it's a long story, but I've got a sudoku puzzle tattooed on my abs... In braille! Wanna solve it?
• You're hotter than my daughter.
• Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
• Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
• Gee, this is one warm massage table. Oh, wait, it's you.
• My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
• "Would you care for a drink? Oh wait I got to put my secret ingredient in." A smart girl would run, a blond would say, " Is it a fruit flavoring?"
• If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.
• You need something to shut that big mouth of yours.
• I'm a Wikipedia reader and contributor.
• Just keep it up, baby. Yeah, you're getting there.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
• You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.
• I may not be the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• Hey, baby, would you like to twiddle my chest hair?
• Are you from the Netherlands? Because you are one big dyke!
• May I play motorboat?
• So, do have anyBulgarian in you? Would you like some/some more?
• Have you ever seen a 2-incher?
• You know, pants are a vestigial organ. Yours look infected.

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