• Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
• If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me

• I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
• Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
• How was Heaven when you left it?

• Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
• You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" She says "Why?" You say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
• I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
?
• Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
• Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted.
• What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long? (smile and wink)

• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!
• First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!"
• My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
• Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
• Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee"
• Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."

• My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• there are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye
• "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents.
• Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)

• If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
• Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
• Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
• Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea
• When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
• I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
• Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you.
• If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get
• Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
• Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
• (On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
• I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
• If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
• Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in... - what a classic.
• I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
• My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
• You say "You look just like my first wife" She says "How many times have you been married?" You say "never".
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
• "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
• If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
• God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
• You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
• If I was your heart would you let me beat?
• Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
• This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
• "No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."
• How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• Can I even get a fake number?
• I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
• Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
• You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
• Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
• You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
• Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
• Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind since I got here.
• I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
• If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.
• "Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
• It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
• How does it feel? she ask's what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
• I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
• Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
• It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
• What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?
• Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
• If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

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