pick up lines home page

Lame Pick Up Lines

I have gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.

No. Damn!

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?

Wow! Are those real?

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the
grand prize is a night with me!

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

What's your sign?

If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

Where have you been all my life?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I would marry your cat just to get in the family.

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Contact: fitnessprogramselector@gmail.com