Stupid Pick Up Lines

• I'm very religious and have been praying to god to meet a hot girl, finally he answered my prayers.
• Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle? Her: No! You: That's cool, I'll settle for a kiss!
• My girlfriend is going to be really pissed I met you!
• (To a man) I think I'm a Lesbian.

• Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
• Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.
• I have an "owie" on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• I wore my best clothes tonight and you still haven't introduced yourself, huh!?
• Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath away.
• I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
• (For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
• Should I trust you? Her: Yes/No/Maybe/What? You: Well can I trust you to love me forever.
• (hand her your phone) Her: Why are you giving me your phone? You: Gosh you're stupid. You're supposed to put you phone number in it!
• You're ugly, but you interest me.

• Wow, you're eyes are beautiful! Can I buy one!
• My feet smell like Doritos.
• I was thinking of using a stupid chat up line to try and talk to you, but then I thought better, I'd use an awesome one……..Hi!
• Wanting to kiss you reminds me of diarrhea, I can't do anything to stop it.
• I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock.
• Dam girl you put the hot in shots, wanna go get a shot?
• My Mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers, but I've always been bad at following rules.
• I bet you're not in the phone book, but I'm sure I'll find you in a dictionary under "fine"!
• My sister warned me about girls that wear (comment on something she's wearing).
• Today is my birthday, I expect kisses.
• Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up.

• How much?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• It's funny, you weren't too cute when I walked in but the more I've had to drink, the cuter you've gotten.
• Today is my birthday, I expect presents.
• You better be a doctor because you just broke my heart.
• Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight?
• Spill a drink on someone and say, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes…at my place."
• Do you want me to cry? Her: No! You: Then don't say no when I ask you on a date.
• I'm John, and I graduated 3rd Grade on time. Beat that!
• I can't believe today is our anniversary. Her: What? You: Well it's today, the day we first met, but you don't celebrate your anniversary till the following year.

• Hi, my mom calls me sweetie but you can call me John.
• Asians float my boat.
• Do you have a boyfriend? Because if you do, then you need to be discreet.
• There's a bed in my van.

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?