Stupid Pick Up Lines
- I'm very religious and have been praying to god to meet a hot girl, finally he answered my prayers.
- Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle? Her: No! You: That's cool, I'll settle for a kiss!
- My girlfriend is going to be really pissed I met you!
- (To a man) I think I'm a Lesbian.
- Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
- Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.
- I have an "owie" on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and make it better?
- I wore my best clothes tonight and you still haven't introduced yourself, huh!?
- Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath away.
- I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
- (For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
- Should I trust you? Her: Yes/No/Maybe/What? You: Well can I trust you to love me forever.
- (hand her your phone) Her: Why are you giving me your phone? You: Gosh you're stupid. You're supposed to put you phone number in it!
- You're ugly, but you interest me.
- Wow, you're eyes are beautiful! Can I buy one!
- My feet smell like Doritos.
- I was thinking of using a stupid chat up line to try and talk to you, but then I thought better, I'd use an awesome one……..Hi!
- Wanting to kiss you reminds me of diarrhea, I can't do anything to stop it.
- I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock.
- Dam girl you put the hot in shots, wanna go get a shot?
- My Mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers, but I've always been bad at following rules.
- I bet you're not in the phone book, but I'm sure I'll find you in a dictionary under "fine"!
- My sister warned me about girls that wear (comment on something she's wearing).
- Today is my birthday, I expect kisses.
- Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up.
- How much?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- It's funny, you weren't too cute when I walked in but the more I've had to drink, the cuter you've gotten.
- Today is my birthday, I expect presents.
- You better be a doctor because you just broke my heart.
- Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight?
- Spill a drink on someone and say, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes…at my place."
- Do you want me to cry? Her: No! You: Then don't say no when I ask you on a date.
- I'm John, and I graduated 3rd Grade on time. Beat that!
- I can't believe today is our anniversary. Her: What? You: Well it's today, the day we first met, but you don't celebrate your anniversary till the following year.
- Hi, my mom calls me sweetie but you can call me John.
- Asians float my boat.
- Do you have a boyfriend? Because if you do, then you need to be discreet.
- There's a bed in my van.
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