Pokemon Pick Up Lines
- If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
- You've got the lips of a Jynx!
- My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
- You set my Chimchar on fire.
- Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
- Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
- Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
- I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
- My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.
- Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
- Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
- Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
- I can make your Milktanks moo.
- How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
- Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
- If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
- My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.
- My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
- You just gave me a Cubone.
- Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
- I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
- My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
- Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
- I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
- Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
- I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
- I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
- Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
- I've got Masterballs baby.
- You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
- My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.
- Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -
- It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
- Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
- You put the "cool" in Tentacool.
- My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
- How about you come and see my safari zone.
- I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
- starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
- My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
- I just want to stick it in your wooper.
- Want to Link your cable onto me?
- My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
- You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
- You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
- Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
- Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
- Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
- I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
- You give my Gengar that smile.
- You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
- Let's make RegiLove!
- I've got Masterballs baby.
- I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.
- Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
- How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
- If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
- I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
- Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
- I'd POUND you with my Piplup.
- I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.
- You've got the lips of a Jynx!
- My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
- I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
- Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
- Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
- Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
- I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.
- I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
- If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
- You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
- Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.
- It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
- Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
- My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
- Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
- Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
- I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
- I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
- You put the "Double-D" in Dodou.
- STD's are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch 'em all! Wanna help me out?
- Let's make RegiLove!
- You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
- Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
- Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
- How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
- Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
- You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
- Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
- If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
- Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
- I'd POUND you with my Piplup.
- You put the "cool" in Tentacool.
- If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
- I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
- I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
- I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
- Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
- I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
- My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.
- You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
- Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
- Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.
- If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
- I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
- My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
- I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
- My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
- If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
- Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
- You make my Darkrai rise.
- I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.
- Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.
- Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
- I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
- Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
- Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
- I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
- Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.
- Let's have a Togepi of our own!
- I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
- Let's have a Togepi of our own!
- My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
- You put the "Double-D" in Dodou.
- I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
- Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
- You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
- Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
- Is that a TANGELA down there?
- Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
- Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -
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