Math Pick Up Lines

• I would really like to bisect your angle.You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
• You and i add up better than a riemann sum
• My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
• In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
• My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
• Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity}
• You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.
• At absolute zero, you would still move me.
• i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
• Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!
• Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
• Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

• I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
• My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.
• T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.
• I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
• If you don't want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
• My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.
• Why can't love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
• I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
• You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
• Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
• Huygens' favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.

• i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
• Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..
• Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?
• Why don't we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
• I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
• If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
• Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola
• You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
• Can i explore your mean value?
• Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
• Can I plug my solution into your equation?
• You're as sweet at 3.14.
• Hey...nice asymptote.
• I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
• You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
• Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

• I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...
• I'm good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
• My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.
• Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
• If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!
• If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
• On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi
• You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

• B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth
• What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one
• My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
• Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
• If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.
• I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
• If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
• I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
• My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.
• My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
• Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
• You're as sweet at 3.14.
• I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
• I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
• Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
• Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen."
• I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
• Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.
• If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!

• I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
• Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
• I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
• You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
• The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won't know the volume of mine until tonight.
• I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
• You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
• How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?
• Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9
• Wanna expand my polynomial?
• If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.
• I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent
• My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
• You've got more curves than a triple integral.
• Baby, let me find your nth term
• Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
• You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
• You are one well-defined function.
• Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
• Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?
• Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
• Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
• Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it
• I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
• I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.
• Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
• Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
• I've been secant you for a long time
• My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
• "Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?"
• I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
• Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted
• Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
• Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
• I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
• Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi
• Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
• If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
• If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
• Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
• Baby, you're a 9.999999999…but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
• My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
• I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
• I think if you and i had Hex we'd be a perfect OA
• Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
• If i were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.
• Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
• I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
• If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!
• The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.
• Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...
• The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting
• I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
• Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
• By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
• i'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
• I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
• We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate
• Hey baby, what's your sine?
• Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
• Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
• I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
• Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve...
• Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
• I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
• Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
• I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
• I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
• You've got more curves than a triple integral.
• Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
• I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
• Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice
• Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
• The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won
• Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
• I 1-sin(theta) you

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