Lame Pick Up Lines

• Which one of the Spice girls are you?Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
• The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
• Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
• Hi, I am new in town.
• If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
• How about you sit on my lap and we will straighten things out.

• Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.
• Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
• I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
• I have gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!
• Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
• Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
• How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?
• Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
• Pardon me, are you in heat?!
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
• I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
• Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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• You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night.
• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
• Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
• Do you have the time. . . . to write my number down?
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
• Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.
• There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
• Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

• You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here.
• Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.
• Can I have fries with that shake!
• You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
• Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
• I would marry your cat just to get in the family.
• You make my software turn to hardware!
• Hey baby lets play army I will lay down you can blow me up.
• Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
• Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
• Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
• If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.
• Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
• Pardon me, are you in heat?!
• My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
• I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
• I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.
• Do you want to see something swell?
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
• Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
• So, you're a girl huh?
• I like every bone in your body especially mine.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see!
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
• No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
• Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.
• When does your centerfold come out.
• Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
• Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
• I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
• I know I don't look like much now, but I am drinking milk.
• Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.
• You make my software turn to hardware!
• To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
• May I have your autograph? I've never met the most beautiful girl in the world before.
• You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
• Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
• Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
• You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
• Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
• You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
• Can I have directions to your house?
• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
• When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
• Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
• Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gemstones.
• You're like a student and I'm like a math book, you solve all my problems
• Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
• You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
• Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
• My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• Are you an interior decorator? Because the moment I saw you, the room became more beautiful.










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