Hilarious Pick Up Lines

• I need a job! Make me your husband!God must have been working very late that day, when he was making you!
• If I said you had a beautiful body, would you throw it on top of me?
• I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
• How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
• Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
• Voila! I came all the way from Venus – the planet of love, looking for you!
• Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?

• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
• Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
• You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

• Can I flirt with you?
• If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
• o you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?
• Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
• Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
• Oh don't look at me like that! I am too young to die with your cute smile!
• Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
• Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
• I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
• Can you lend me your 'Get beautiful instantly- lotion?'
• Do you believe in Santa Claus? Do you think that if I am good this year, he'll put you in my stocking this year?

• God told me once that I would die when I meet the most gorgeous girl in the world! Baby give me a hug and bid me goodbye!
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
• Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
• You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
• How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
• I just had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

• Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
• I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
• Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
• Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
• I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
• Which one of the Spice girls are you?
• If I were a booger, I'd pick you first!
• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• Is it morning already? Oh how stupid of me! It's just you, smiling at me!
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• Have your mom met Cleopatra by any chance! (Girl – puzzled!) No? I wonder how did she manage to make you so beautiful!
• Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

• Hey you do not belong here! The 'Gorgeous Ladies' Club' is over there!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
• You really are eye candy 'cause you're giving my eyes cavities.
• You must go and see a doctor lady! (Girl – why?) You have 'BEAUTY' all over your face!
• Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
• Hi! Can I buy you the Taj Mahal?
• Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
• Get a wilt rose for the girl and say 'Oh poor rose! It just got a shock of her life seeing your beauty!'
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• What's the spelling of your name? I need to spell out 'B E A U T F U L'
• I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave... you're making the other girls look really bad
• Pinch me O angel, as I think I am dead!
• Hi, I am Bond! My Grannie named me after on orangutan.
• It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
• 'Beep beep, beep beep' Oh that's a reminder in my mobile phone! It reminds me to propose you right now!
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
• Can I have fries with that shake!
• Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
• Guy - 'You are so ugly!' (Girl – What!) Guy looking up – 'God, please forgive me for lying!'
• Excuse me miss. Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
• If I followed you home would you keep me?
• Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
• If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

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