• I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
• You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
• If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
• Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
• Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
• Excuse me how much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know.] Just enough to break the Ice... I am _and then say your name.

• When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!"
• Can I lick that film off your teeth?
• If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
• You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
• I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
• Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee"
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

• Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
• I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had.
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
• You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
• Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
• What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
• What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long? (smile and wink)
• It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
• Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get

• Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
• You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.
• Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you.
• I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.

• Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
• Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
• I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
• My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
• "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
• You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
• I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
• You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" She says "Why?" You say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
• I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

• Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
• Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
• Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
• You say "You look just like my first wife" She says "How many times have you been married?" You say "never".
• Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!
• Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
• Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• Can I even get a fake number?
• I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
• Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents.
• Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in... - what a classic
• "Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
• Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
• You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
• How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!
• The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
• Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
• Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
• What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?
• What do you like for breakfast?
• I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.
• I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
• Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
• Can you give me directions...to your heart?
• Falling for you would be a very short trip.
• Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
• Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
• "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

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