Good Pick Up Lines

You must be the reason I don't have a date tonight.Don't you work at __________(name of company)________?
I love wineries. How about you?
Would you want to take our dogs to the dog park Sunday?
What a great cat (or dog or whatever)! (at a vet's)
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
Have you ever seen the ___________________ Museum?

I want you to have my children; they're in the car outside.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
Do you surf? (Or rollerblade, mountain bike, ski, jog, etc.)
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

The only thing your eyes don't say is your name.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

That's a cute (or big, great) dog! What breed is he?
Don't you go to __________(name of gym, high school or college)___________?
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Nice legs what time do they open.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I'm a misunderstood genius.
Have you tried the Mocha Caramel Frappuchino? (in a coffee bar)
Do you want to come back to my place and watch Sports Center?
(To a man with red hair) You've got a Howdy Doody face, but it's sure cute!

Would you want to go jogging Saturday?
Aren't you ___________(girl's or guy's name)__________ friend?
Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'll be your slave tonight.
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
Do you want to get out of here?
My dad always said I'd meet a great girl someday.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Could I join you? This place is really busy! (in a crowded restaurant or coffee bar)
There's a baseball (football, soccer, basketball, hockey) game on Saturday. Want to go?Hello sugar not you the other lump!
You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Can you show me how to pick a ripe melon? (in the grocery store)
You have a gorgeous smile.

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
(Note sent over with your name) Meet me here next Saturday night at 8. I'll carry a red rose.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cos you got me feeling warm all over
Wasn't that a great song? (or show or group or drummer, etc.)
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
If you were a bugger I'd pick you first
I'm on a scavenger hunt and one of the things I need is a gorgeous woman.
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
My dog just died.
Would you like to meet for coffee sometime? (Send a note over with your name and phone number.)

What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?