• You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
• Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
• I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
• You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
• You must've just had Campbell's soup… cause you're lookin' mmm… mmm… good!

• If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
• I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
• *looks and pats around her back* Hey, I thought angels had wings?
• I would buy you a drink but I'd just be jealous of the glass.
• I'm not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you'd say 'no' so can I have your e-mail address?
• I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
• Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
• Your eyes have touched my soul

• Don't you know me from somewhere?
• If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
• Who's your daddy?
• What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
• I have only three months to live.
• What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
• Does my breath smell okay?
• Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!
• I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
• If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

• Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
• Excuse me, I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm not a poet, but damn girl, you're HOT!
• Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
• Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
• I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
• Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday… I just wanted to know your parents created such a beautiful angel?
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
• You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
• You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
• If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
• Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
• Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
• You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
• Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
• What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
• If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
• Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
• When's our wedding date?

• Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
• You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
• When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
• I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
• It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
• Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
• Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
• Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
• (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
• You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.
• I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
• Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
• Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
• Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
• Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
• Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
• I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
• You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner. Your choice this time, I'm buying."
• Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
• Got me? I'll do your body good.
• What would you do if I kissed you right now?
• Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
• I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Smile if you want me!.
• As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
• What's your sign?
• You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
• Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
• There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
• It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
• Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. Goodbar!
• Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
• Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
• Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
• You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
• Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
• Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
• Coffee? Tea? Me?
• If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
• What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
• When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
• Good news, the test results are negative!
• A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
• Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
• No, but how about a kiss anyway?
• Pull my finger.
• Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
• Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
• Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
• Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
• I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?
• Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
• Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
• It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
• Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
• You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
• Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
• It's always good for you to see me again.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
• Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
• Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Ouch! Damn… do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.
• When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• I've been noticing you not noticing me.
• Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
• Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
• Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
• What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
• Do you have room in your life for another friend?
• Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
• Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
• Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
• What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
• I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
• Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
• Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
• All this could be yours for one low, low price!
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
• Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
• I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
• You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
• Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
• When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
• Let's make like a fabric softner and snuggle!
• You look just like my mother.
• If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
• He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
• I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
• Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
• Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
• I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
• I've heard milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!
• You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
• My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
• You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"
• [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
• I envy your lipstick.
• Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
• You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
• If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• (While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
• I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
• You MUST have a nice personality.
• I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
• You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
• Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
• Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
• Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
• Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
• Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
• (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• You are not a woman, you are an essence
• Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
• It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
• Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
• You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
• Hi. Are you cute?
• If you were a library book, I would check you out.
• Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
• Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
• May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
• If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
• If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
• Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
• Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Hey, do you like McDonalds… well, just call me "Big Mac."

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