Corny Pick Up Lines

• Bond. James Bond.
• Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
• Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
• Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
• You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
• Did you ever think we'd meet like this?
• I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• Let's have a drink; we'll make beautiful music together.
• Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
• If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
• Will you be my neighbor?

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Are there any more like you at home?
• Don't let me be the one that got away!
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• I'd like to give you CPR!
• People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
• Tonight's the night, right?
• I'm a raindrop, and I'm fallin' for you!
• Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes
• Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
• Baby, baby, I'm fallin' in love, fallin' in love again.
• That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
• Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
• Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
• Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
• (Gray-haired person says): There's snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
• You're once, twice, three times a lady.

• Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
• Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
• Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
• Do you come here often?
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

• My wife doesn't understand me.
• Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
• Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
• I'm a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
• Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
• Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
• (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin'?
• Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I'd love to feel your hot-cross buns.
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
• Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
• I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home.
• A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
• Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
• Hey, baby! What's happening!
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
• You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
• (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
• Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what's your number? (No) Then you call me!
• Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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