• (At the beach) The surf isn't the only thing that's up.Who was your divorce lawyer?
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise.
• Hi! I decided to quit meeting women at our family reunions.
• Are you into handcuffs and leather?
• Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
• Your place or mine?

• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• Approach a table of women, whip out your goods and say, "See anybody here you recognize?"
• I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
• I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
• If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
• I have six toes on one foot.

• Wow, somebody smells fantastic! Did you just fart?
• Where have you been all my life?
• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• (Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
• You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
• Great legs, what time do they open?
• I hate bars, don't you?
• Baby, you're lookin' gooooood!

• Are there any more at home like you?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• Do you have a job?
• You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
• Are those real?
• Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!
• You sure have a great-looking tooth.

• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• My husband just died.
• Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
• There are two kinds of people in the world: my kind and millions of jerks.
• What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
• Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• My favorite sport is channel surfing. Want to hop on my board?

• There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Listen! Just a heads-up. Herpes is a deal breaker for me.
• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
• If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• That's a nice dress. It'd look better on the floor next to my bed.
• Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
• There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
• Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
• What's your sign?
• I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good.
• (Put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up)
• Is that a tic-tac in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
• My wife just died.
• Hey baby, ya wanna get lucky?
• I swing both ways; I like boys – and men.
• I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
• Have you tried the South Beach diet?
• As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
• You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• I used to have acne like that. Want to know how I cured it?
• I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
• That's last call. Wanna hook up?
• Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
• Are my undies showing? (No) Would you like them to?
• What stinks?
• I'll bet I've been married more times than you have!
• Is that a book you're reading?
• What college do you go to? I go to UBW, the University of Big Weenies; I'm the president.
• The more I drink, the better you look.
• I want to bag you like some groceries.

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