Pick Up Lines

• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
• Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
• I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
• Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

• I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
• I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
• Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
• Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

• I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
• I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
• If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
• I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
• Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
• POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
• Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
• If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
• Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

See these guys try to Pick Up Girls

• Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
• I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
• You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
• I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
• You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
• Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
• Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
• I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
• Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
• This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
• I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
• Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
• I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
• Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
• I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
• You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
• My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
• You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
• Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
• Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
• You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
• You got something on your chest: my eyes
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
• I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
• The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
• I wanna bag you like some groceries.
• kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
• Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

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